Scud 4 color tee shirt		Drywall color tee shirt
	Four colors on a white tee - pistol packin' fashion for the fan about the house. Ideal for smoking, jogging, listening to records.		Attractive red tee featuring Scud's sidekick in a full action pose. Entice members of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you prefer. Strictly outrageous. A party stopper.
	Scud Yellow tee shirt		Black and White La Cosa Nostroid shirt
	Out-fan the Scud fans by BECOMING a disposable assassin. Polysteroid yellow adorned with official heartbreaker logo and WARNING panel on the back. Fool your friends. They deserve it. I hate them.		Command attention and respect. Affiliate yourself with the future of organized crime. Defeat and control bullies in seconds. "You talkin' to me?" Yes. I'm a catalog.
	Black and White Scud tee shirt		White Drywall Shirt
	Beat the cold in heat-absorbent onyx. Stark white on deep black for the young and young at heart. Looks great while driving, attending rock 'n' roll concerts.		Unassuming white cotton makes a statement with a battle-ready image of Scud's zippered sidekick. Actual shirt is larger than illustration.
			Orange Oswald T-shirt
			This garment says "yes" without saying "please." Seering orange fabric is complemented by green death in the guise of a metal rabbit. Banned in shampoo labs and most of Ireland.
			Doug Tenapel's Gear T-Shirt Just a damn fine item, what else can be said? If you havn't got you don't get it.
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